You’d Hate Your Mom Too, If She Put A Cursing Curse On You. Yeah. I Can’t Curse Out Loud. Ever. So When I Get Accused Of Murdering A Vampire, The Best I’ve Got Is, “mother Duck!” It Gets Even Bleeping Better When I Find Out My Arse Of An Ex-boyfriend Is Leading The Investigation Against Me. Have I Fantasized About Being Chained Up By A Hot Dragon Shifter? Yeah, But Not Like This. I Mean, How Am I Supposed To Prove I Didn’t Kill Georgina The Loudmouth Buttface? I'm A Wingless Fairy Without A Stinkin' Scrap Of Power In A Town Full Of Supernaturals. Who’s Gonna Believe Me? If I Don't Want To Spend A Lifetime In A Fudgin' Dungeon, I’m Gonna Have To Find The Real Killer, And Fast. Unfortunately, The Further I Dig, The More Motives I Find. Georgina Didn’t Make A Lot Of Friends. To Top It All Off, I Meet The World’s Sexiest Vamp. And Guess What? I Think He Did It. Fate's A Freaking Beach.