SALEM HAS HIS OWN TALES TO TELL (and pet-care tips to share) IN THESE NEW STORIES! Nights like these make me glad I never had kittens. -- Salem When Salem wakes to find himself tied down and staring at a couple of mice in superhero costumes, he hopes he's just paying the price of eating too many anchovies. It's a nightmare, right? But no -- Mort and Mikey, magical mice who inhabit the Spellman house, are absolutely real. They're angry about the way mice everywhere have been oppressed by Salem's fellow felines. Someone's got to pay, they say, and it may as well be Salem...